frequently asked questions
- what is kittenhate.com?
- why 'kittenhate'? do you hate kittens?
- what, exactly, is a "kitty kill"?
- does sex with a partner count as a "kitty kill"? the picture reads, "every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten," after all.
- i can't believe people post about this stuff online. aren't you afraid of people you know finding out?
- couldn't people be lying about what they write about on the site?
- how are the featured members on the front page chosen?
- how are the latest sex blog entries on the front page chosen?
- how do i contribute a video to the video roundup page?
- what is a mutual friend? why can't i see everyone's last login on my friends page?
1. what is kittenhate.com?
kittenhate.com is a sex blogging website where members openly share and discuss the details of their sex lives - safely and completely anonymously.
how this works is simple: visitors to the site from around the world (94 countries at last count) register a free account
and begin logging the events that occur in their sex lives. these events appear both within their personal profile and, if they've occurred with the last twenty-four hours, also appear on
the today's kills page.
2. why 'kittenhate'? do you hate kittens?
no! It's just an inside/internet joke. Somewhere, somehow, someone came up with the idea of this picture:
feedback from site visitors has led us to the conclusion that the image originated from drew curtis's FARK.com. If you're wondering what the
hell a Domo-kun itself is, you'll need to read up at this site.
at this point you're probably thinking, "so killing kittens is masturbation? what about real sex?" well...true. we took some creative license with the term. there're no rules against that,
after all. killing kittens...kitten hate...kittenhate. we thought about getting pussyslayer.com but decided something subtle would be better.
3. what, exactly, is a "kitty kill"?
a "kitty kill" is our term for the act of one of our members achieving orgasm. the today's kills page, then, is a list of those members who've achieved orgasm in the
last twenty-four hours.
how did the term "kitty kill" to mean sexual orgasm? see the question above to understand why the kittens die when people masturbate.
4. does sex with a partner count as a "kitty kill"? the picture reads, "every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten," after all.
we took some creative license with the term. we generalize "kitty kill" to equal the act of achieving orgasm, whether it's with or without a partner present.
5. i can't believe people post about this stuff online. aren't you afraid of people you know finding out?
i'll start off answering this question by providing a link to our registration page. notice that other than your e-mail address, we don't require you to provide
any real/accurate information about yourself to the site. and the only piece of information that could be linked back to you - that e-mail address - is something we guarantee to never
display on this website. so unless you decide to include your real name or other information on the site, you're very safe.
sex is a topic that's constantly on all of our minds, yet is rarely discussed in a honest manner in public. kittenhate.com is an outlet for people to freely express their sexual thoughts
without the need to censor yourself.
write about the boy or girl you secretly want. the neighbour's wife you lust after. the thing you wish your husband or wife would do with you. the fetish that you've been thinking about
exploring. all of our members are like-minded in their exploration of human sexuality - conversations frequent occur via private messages between members about things they've done or yearn
to accomplish.
your experience on this website can be educational, titillating, liberating or a mix of the three (or none). it's up to you.
6. couldn't people be lying about what they write about on the site?
they absolutely could. it's a good bet that a number of people on kittenhate.com treat the entire thing as a creative writing exercise, or as what they wish their sex life was like.
frankly, there's absolutely no way for the site administrators to know what's real and what's not. so we rely on our users to be honest.
while there is a ranking scheme on the site for the top "kill leaders" each month, no trophies are awarded at month's end - making lying for the sake of racking up numbers fairly
pointless. if it's obvious a user is cheating to get into any of the top rankings, we tend to figure them out pretty quick and take corrective measures.
7. how are the featured members on the front page chosen?
one male and one female are chosen randomly each day to appear on the front page of kittenhate.com.
the only requirement for the random selection is that you have a profile picture set.
8. how are the latest sex blog entries on the front page chosen?
blog entries that appear on the front page of kittenhate.com are chosen automatically by the system based on length requirements. those requirements are:
A) the "Location" portion has to be more than 0 characters but less than 100 characters in length, and...
B) the "Thinking Of" portion has to be more than 0 characters in length or the "Comments" portion has to be more than 0 characters in length.
based on these guidelines, keep watch on the text at the bottom of the add a kill and edit a kill pages (the preview area). it'll let you know when your kitty kill qualifies to be displayed on the front page.
9. how do i contribute a video to the video roundup page?
videos displayed on the video roundup page are pulled from the text of our members' blog entries.
if you'd like to post a video on the video roundup page, follow these steps:
- log in to your kittenhate.com account.
- click add a kill from your main menu page.
- copy and paste the URL to your video into one of the three fields available: location, thinking about... or comments.
- click the add a kill button to post your blog entry.
the video roundup page is currently compatible with three video websites: RedTube, Pornhub and Video Heat Online (VHO). more websites will be added as they enter into popular use. unfortunately, YouPorn does not support embedded video at this time.
10. what is a mutual friend? why can't i see everyone's last login on my friends page?
a mutual friend is a member of kittenhate who you have added to your friends list, and who has added you to their friends list in return.
if a member of kittenhate hasn't added you to their friends list, you will not be able to see when they last visited the site on your friends page.
